littletipoftheshoelace:

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

I NEED THE HETERO SIDE OF HETALIA.

I am in a sea of buttsex.

theothhherwomenbby:

mollycroftumlt:

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

reblogging that twice as its soo true

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha. This.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

i dont want to be rude, but every now and then you go on a spamming spree and i really love your blog and i don`t want to unfollow you, so is it possible for you to maybe tag them as something? Im so sorry i really do love your blog but the spams clog my dash a little too much
Anonymous

Yes anon.
I am so sorry .

SOMEONE EXPLAIN USUK TO ME AND SPAMANO AND WHY THEY ARE SO POPULAR .

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:


#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

Unknown ship:

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

Ship remains non-canon?

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

You ALMOST Ship something:

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

Someone insults your ship:

Ship becomes canon:

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:


that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

k-iamironman:

singingoah:

apocalyptictacolord:

thoooooooooooooor:

#trying to get my ship to be canon #come on ship #lets go

Unpopular Ship?

image

Unknown ship:

image

Trying to get other people to ship your ship:

image

Ship remains non-canon?

image

Ship remains non-canon part 2:

image

You ALMOST Ship something:

image

Someone ships something you don’t ship?

image

Someone insults your ship:

image

Ship becomes canon:

image

What is the conclusion?  Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.

No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.

When someone shoots your ship down:

image

that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you

aruannie:

remember the time when France and England thought the world was ending and then England let France “conquer” him and they spent what they thought would be the last day on earth together

castielinablanket:

I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.